"A man without a mustache is like a cup of tea without sugar."
-- English Proverb
I know what you're asking. You're asking: "Why?"
Because the world needs to see it.
"It's magic. You just have to pet it, take care of it. You trim the mustache so it doesn't' hang on your lip. Then you just make sure you stroke it and keep it nice."
-- Brett Keisel
Unfortunately, our wives, afflicted with poor taste in these matters, would stand for little more than a photograph.
But what a photograph.
Happy New Year, Friends.
4 months ago